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Lather Rinse Repeat
Showering is important. If you don’t shower regularly, people don’t like you. Luckily, I shower often. At least once a week. Which doesn’t explain why people don’t like me, but I know it’s not because I don’t shower. I like a good hot shower. Except if I’m tired and yawning a lot. Because then I choke from all the water that gets into my mouth. The only water I like in my mouth is the vodka kind. Other than that, it shouldn’t be put in my mouth. And neither should soap. Sometimes shampoo sounds really good though. Green tea and honey extracts. Nourishing coconut milk. Spicy pepper jack cheese. Don’t be fooled by the labels though—They still taste like soap. And they burn your tongue. And then you have to rinse your mouth out with water. And it’s not the vodka kind. And your naked. And if your naked and there was no vodka involved then it’s all a mystery to me.
Showering is important. If you don’t shower regularly, people don’t like you. Luckily, I shower often. At least once a week. Which doesn’t explain why people don’t like me, but I know it’s not because I don’t shower. I like a good hot shower. Except if I’m tired and yawning a lot. Because then I choke from all the water that gets into my mouth. The only water I like in my mouth is the vodka kind. Other than that, it shouldn’t be put in my mouth. And neither should soap. Sometimes shampoo sounds really good though. Green tea and honey extracts. Nourishing coconut milk. Spicy pepper jack cheese. Don’t be fooled by the labels though—They still taste like soap. And they burn your tongue. And then you have to rinse your mouth out with water. And it’s not the vodka kind. And your naked. And if your naked and there was no vodka involved then it’s all a mystery to me. 
