I like to do things myself. Fix the dishwasher, mow the lawn, polish off the liquor cabinet. It’s much more satisfying to do it yourself. The other day I decided to put a new air filter in my car. I could have paid a mechanic to do it but it’s more fun to try on your own then worry for a few days that your car may catch on fire on the freeway because you put it in upside down. Or spilled too much vodka on it.Another good DIY project is cutting your own hair. Or better yet, your friends hair. I find that the best time is when they’re sleeping. That way they’re already very still so you don’t have to waste all your Xanax in their drinks. Plus they get to wake up with a nice surprise. It’s just like Christmas. So if they’re Jewish it’s even more exciting.
